All right.
This?
Is not funny.

I mean, it's just sick. That and is it supposed to be a joke? Har har, Eden, you might need one of these after giving your own a healthy bath in it's three boyfriends for the past year? I'll have you know me liver is fine and dandy. There is no
cerosis cirrhosis. I know. I checked. So whoever you are, get a sodding clue about it!
I stopped drinking, okay?
I can't bring meself to actually cook anything. I actually had liver -
cow liver - sitting in the fridge for supper but now? Now I'm going to go out and pay for me dinner.
Whoever you are that sent this! You owe me money, you scum-sucking son of a bitch!
Hope everyone else had a happy Christmas.
[ooc: yes I know it's a cow liver but I couldn't find an adequate pic of a human one]